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Incredibly nice day out. To say we're long overdue for it is an understatement.

I really could live without a microwave. My heart belongs to the toaster oven.

I love to cook with garlic.

Life Pro Tip: Buy plane tickets in Incognito mode in your browser. Companies inflate rates by tracking cookies and visits counts.

“@eriealerts: EPD dispatched to 6th and peach for couple fornicating in black car” aww yeah.