Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered weak and weary
My fingers moaned for this and that
So I decided to make a ceiling cat
Now, no one, and I mean no one can deny that cats are absolutely hilarious. I don’t care if a housecat ate your mother. Deep down- you still love cats. And THE BEST way to honor the cats in your life (even if there aren’t any like in my case) is to construct an orange ceiling cat. This particular cat that is (shown in the photograph above) was constructed by the author for his brother many moons (like 6 weeks) ago. It still sits proudly above his computer chair watching everything he does and has yet to fall. And before you ask- yes, there have been close calls when the tape on one side began to drift, but it was quickly saved by my non-cat-like reflexes and pushed upwards to the high heavens ensuring a secure and proper adhesive to the outdated popcorn ceiling.
So in conclusion, I declare today a day of honor to cats and ceiling cats alike, that humans continue to serve our feline overlords until we cease to be.